On Jun 17, 4:13 am, ny <noooo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Since you feel that telling the truth makes a person
> a punk-ass *****, plus judging by your own behaviour
> it seems you feel that lying makes a person a bold
> and respectable hero. This has been a test to get
> an idea about the sort of people who post to these
> groups, and it has been very educational.
Nononono, you old marmot-felching fellator of diseased yaks... You
wouldn't know truth if it bit you in the ass. You're just a punk-ass
*****, trolling and puffing yourself up. You have zero credibility. If
indeed you have any Martin gear you stole it, but I now doubt you even
work anywhere at all in the entertainment industry, including your
moronic attempts to hang fixtures off of fence post pipe for your
pathetic bar bands. We haven't had anyone this appallingly
misanthropic and just plain spiteful since the Chebucto Chunderhead.
We do appreciate your attempting to crawl out of the primordial slime
and better yourself by posting in here. Unfortunately, you were
bettered in the entrance exam by a frozen turnip, a broken toaster,
and a stretched Harley-Davidson Panhead primary chain. Your habit of
picking scabs, is, well, stupid.
The Mahari**** Mahesh Yogi has said: "Nonono is transcendentally
stupid."
Regarding Nonono, Pope John Paul II said: "If I waddna the pope, I'da
kicka you stupid monkey ass."
Jimmy Durante came back from the dead to say: "Dat Nonono is so
stoopid, I never seen nuttin stoopider. Inka-dinka-doo."
Scarlett O'hara, of Gone with the Wind, said: "Oh Nonono, I do believe
you are the stupidest man, I've evah seen."
Stephen Hawking, in "A Brief History Of How Stupid Nonono Is" stated:
Nonono is an example of what we call Singularity Stupid. Stupid
collapsed on itself so far, that even the neutrons have collapsed.
Stupid gotten so dense, that no intellect can escape, kind of stupid.
He emits more stupid in one second, than the entire galaxy emits in a
year.
The Commandant of the United States Marine Corps pointed at you and
said, "STUPID!!"
Howard Cosell: "Well, Nonono...
After your inept displays,
Of egregious intellectual dysfunction,
There remains but one question.
How could anyone be so stupid?"
The State of Texas has passed a resolution to have a, "Gawdam, that
Nonono Boy is so stupid, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with a
hole in the toe, and instructions on the heel" day. Because of your
*Texas-sized* stupidity.
Bob Dole said: "Bob Dole says that Nonono is stupid, and when Bob Dole
says that Nonono is stupid, Bob Dole means what he says. Stupid.
Right."
Oprah Winfrey says, "Hi, on "Oprah" today, we are discussing how
Nonono can be that stupid."
Beck has written a song with the lyrics: "Nonono is a loser, so baby,
why don't ya kill him"
You are a swine. You are a vulgar little maggot. You are a worthless
bag of filth. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a
lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the
Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, an overflowing latrine, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are
a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature, and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born; you were hatched into an unwilling
world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal
egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
abandoned their bastard whelp at birth and then died of shame in
recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world.
Unfortunately, they were a bit late.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In
HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos,
fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he
lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make
you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-
living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim
us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-
livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you and laugh. Even sheep won't have
*** with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and
your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines
shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent.
You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had
to tie a ****k chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with
you. You think that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is
the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest
composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and
Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone *** operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way
out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out
from under the ****ch and bites you.
You are a smarmy lagerlout git. You are a bloody woofter sod. Bugger
off, you pillock. You are a grotty wanking oik artless base-court
apple-john. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards. You are a
living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are
a disease, you puerile one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slapper.
If you were a movie you would be a double feature; "Battlefield Earth"
and "Moron Movies II," and you would be out of focus.
Everything you have ever posted or said has been done before. And it
was better the last time. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary
material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The
evidence that you are a libelous lying nincompoop will still be
available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much
more rapidly. You are a half-witted peter puffer, and you clearly show
yourself to be the most socially-inept, boorish, flame-inviting idiot
that ever has ever posted in the newsgroups. You repeatedly initiate
incoherent, flaky, boring, and mindless threads, and you egregiously
assume moral, intellectual, and physical superiority. It must suck to
be you, but then, you already know this.
You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of r.a.t.s. You have
greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Usenet. You are a loser. You
must have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this
clueless. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be
crawling with caribou. You are so clueless that if you dressed in a
clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the
middle of a field of ***** clues at the height of clue mating season,
you still would not have a clue.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
Did I mention that you are stupid? I simply cannot believe how
incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones
make fun of. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated rock-hard stupid. So
stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into
a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have
collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can
escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a
year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our
universe can really be this stupid.
You are a primordial fragment from the original Big Stupid Bang; a
pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the
laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany
of stupid. After this experience, I don't think that I can summon the
strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments
about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh. You are so stupid you
make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
on you.
You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty, first-
against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes, raving, hemorrhoidal
misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly-sub-human, crappy, threat-to-
the-gene-pool, backwards, in-bred, sack-of-pus, walking-advertisement-
for-a-state-sponsored-sterility-program, boot-licking, unfit-for-human-
consumption, irritating, disgusting, onerous, worse-speller-than-I,
glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy, spiritually-devoid, whiny,
needing-of-professional-supervision, humorless, vile, ***ually-
undesirable, hell's-pawn, lacking-in-any-sort-of-grace-or-erudition,
"Me-Too"-posting, addled, un-repentantly-and-wickedly-perverse, trash-
talking, toejam-sniffing, anus-for-a-mouth, toad-like, trying-on-one's-
patience, filthy, sheet-and-pointy-hat-wearing, evil, reprehensible,
mucus-dripping, just-turn-them-insideout-for-a-few-more-days-smelly-
underthings-wearing, no-neuron, sunken-chested, piss-poor, foul-
mouthed, s***-sucking, rent-boy, sickeningly-ugly, clue-repulsing,
"Make-Money-Fast"-spamming, bringing-a-pen-knife-of-an-intellect-to-a-
nukefest-of-a-battle-of-wits, incapable-of-coming-to-terms-with-your-
own-wretched-existence, white-trash, boorish, rat-like, living-proof-
of-why-cousins-shouldn't-marry, can't-be-allowed-sharp-objects,
socially-inept, classless, inexcusable, plaid-pants-wearing, zt00pId-
laMer-Ta1k3inG, netscape-enhanced, offensive, hate-filled, god-
damnedest, insulting, unredeemable, make-me-wish-I-had-a-big-hammer-to-
beat-some-sense-into-you, fearlessly-posting-lies-with-a-stupid-
handle, idiot that ever has ever obtained Usenet access.
And I wish you would go away. Realistically, I don't think you have
the intellectual wherewithal to make such a decision, i.e., a correct
one. So you will stay here, spooging your petty hatreds and minor
thoughts into the ether, annoying any and all, until one fine day when
someone is gonna grab you by the ears and pull you on like a sock.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, endacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, op****tunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, ***ist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not At All Good.
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-DV
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