Re: Show tunes with a line from Shakespeare in them

>"Wherefore art thou, Romeo" from "If I Only Had 
>a Heart."

Well, of course there's a gag there because of the comma (that
Juliet/Adriana Caselotti means "where" instead of "wherefore") but all
the words are in place.

Wherefore is he Romeo? Couldn't the parents have named him Bill or
George (anything but Sue), and give him a fighting chance?

Bob A

"Aside from that, Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy the motorcade?"