On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:48:43 -0700 (PDT), rigger <dave.vick@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
>On Jun 17, 4:13 am, ny <noooo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Since you feel that telling the truth makes a person
>> a punk-ass *****, plus judging by your own behaviour
>> it seems you feel that lying makes a person a bold
>> and respectable hero. This has been a test to get
>> an idea about the sort of people who post to these
>> groups, and it has been very educational.
>
>
>
>Nononono, you old marmot-felching fellator of diseased yaks... You
>wouldn't know truth if it bit you in the ass. You're just a punk-ass
>*****, trolling and puffing yourself up. You have zero credibility. If
>indeed you have any Martin gear you stole it, but I now doubt you even
>work anywhere at all in the entertainment industry, including your
>moronic attempts to hang fixtures off of fence post pipe for your
>pathetic bar bands. We haven't had anyone this appallingly
>misanthropic and just plain spiteful since the Chebucto Chunderhead.
>We do appreciate your attempting to crawl out of the primordial slime
>and better yourself by posting in here. Unfortunately, you were
>bettered in the entrance exam by a frozen turnip, a broken toaster,
>and a stretched Harley-Davidson Panhead primary chain. Your habit of
>picking scabs, is, well, stupid.
>
>The Mahari**** Mahesh Yogi has said: "Nonono is transcendentally
>stupid."
>
>Regarding Nonono, Pope John Paul II said: "If I waddna the pope, I'da
>kicka you stupid monkey ass."
>
>Jimmy Durante came back from the dead to say: "Dat Nonono is so
>stoopid, I never seen nuttin stoopider. Inka-dinka-doo."
>
>Scarlett O'hara, of Gone with the Wind, said: "Oh Nonono, I do believe
>you are the stupidest man, I've evah seen."
>
>Stephen Hawking, in "A Brief History Of How Stupid Nonono Is" stated:
>Nonono is an example of what we call Singularity Stupid. Stupid
>collapsed on itself so far, that even the neutrons have collapsed.
>Stupid gotten so dense, that no intellect can escape, kind of stupid.
>He emits more stupid in one second, than the entire galaxy emits in a
>year.
>
>The Commandant of the United States Marine Corps pointed at you and
>said, "STUPID!!"
>
>Howard Cosell: "Well, Nonono...
>After your inept displays,
>Of egregious intellectual dysfunction,
>There remains but one question.
>How could anyone be so stupid?"
>
>The State of Texas has passed a resolution to have a, "Gawdam, that
>Nonono Boy is so stupid, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with a
>hole in the toe, and instructions on the heel" day. Because of your
>*Texas-sized* stupidity.
>
>Bob Dole said: "Bob Dole says that Nonono is stupid, and when Bob Dole
>says that Nonono is stupid, Bob Dole means what he says. Stupid.
>Right."
>
>Oprah Winfrey says, "Hi, on "Oprah" today, we are discussing how
>Nonono can be that stupid."
>
>Beck has written a song with the lyrics: "Nonono is a loser, so baby,
>why don't ya kill him"
>
>You are a swine. You are a vulgar little maggot. You are a worthless
>bag of filth. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a
>lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the
>Islets of Langerhans.
>
>You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
>worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
>cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a
>weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
>a revulsion, an overflowing latrine, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
>I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
>species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
>the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
>Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
>a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are
>a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
>
>You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature, and a heavy-metal
>bagpipe player. You were not born; you were hatched into an unwilling
>world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal
>egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
>scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
>abandoned their bastard whelp at birth and then died of shame in
>recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world.
>Unfortunately, they were a bit late.
>
>You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
>you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
>of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
>chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In
>HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos,
>fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he
>lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make
>you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-
>living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim
>us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-
>livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
>
>You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
>nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
>ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you and laugh. Even sheep won't have
>*** with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
>and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and
>your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines
>shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
>
>Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be
>read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
>tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
>worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
>W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
>trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
>to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
>normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
>sewers in search of your git.
>
>You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
>obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
>emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
>loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
>toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent.
>
>You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had
>to tie a ****k chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with
>you. You think that HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is
>the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest
>composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and
>Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
>patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
>
>On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
>deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
>wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
>Spammers look down on you. Phone *** operators hang up on you.
>Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
>of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
>galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
>opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way
>out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out
>from under the ****ch and bites you.
>
>You are a smarmy lagerlout git. You are a bloody woofter sod. Bugger
>off, you pillock. You are a grotty wanking oik artless base-court
>apple-john. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards. You are a
>living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are
>a disease, you puerile one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slapper.
>If you were a movie you would be a double feature; "Battlefield Earth"
>and "Moron Movies II," and you would be out of focus.
>
>Everything you have ever posted or said has been done before. And it
>was better the last time. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary
>material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The
>evidence that you are a libelous lying nincompoop will still be
>available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much
>more rapidly. You are a half-witted peter puffer, and you clearly show
>yourself to be the most socially-inept, boorish, flame-inviting idiot
>that ever has ever posted in the newsgroups. You repeatedly initiate
>incoherent, flaky, boring, and mindless threads, and you egregiously
>assume moral, intellectual, and physical superiority. It must suck to
>be you, but then, you already know this.
>
>You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of r.a.t.s. You have
>greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Usenet. You are a loser. You
>must have spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this
>clueless. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be
>crawling with caribou. You are so clueless that if you dressed in a
>clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the
>middle of a field of ***** clues at the height of clue mating season,
>you still would not have a clue.
>
>You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
>are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
>You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
>are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
>you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
>away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
>it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
>became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.
>
>Did I mention that you are stupid? I simply cannot believe how
>incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones
>make fun of. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated rock-hard stupid. So
>stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into
>a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
>stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have
>collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can
>escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid.
>You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a
>year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our
>universe can really be this stupid.
>
>You are a primordial fragment from the original Big Stupid Bang; a
>pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the
>laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany
>of stupid. After this experience, I don't think that I can summon the
>strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments
>about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh. You are so stupid you
>make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
>
>The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
>away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
>say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
>pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
>load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
>you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
>success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
>people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
>But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
>world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
>was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
>what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
>parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
>emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
>on you.
>
>You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty, first-
>against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes, raving, hemorrhoidal
>misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly-sub-human, crappy, threat-to-
>the-gene-pool, backwards, in-bred, sack-of-pus, walking-advertisement-
>for-a-state-sponsored-sterility-program, boot-licking, unfit-for-human-
>consumption, irritating, disgusting, onerous, worse-speller-than-I,
>glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy, spiritually-devoid, whiny,
>needing-of-professional-supervision, humorless, vile, ***ually-
>undesirable, hell's-pawn, lacking-in-any-sort-of-grace-or-erudition,
>"Me-Too"-posting, addled, un-repentantly-and-wickedly-perverse, trash-
>talking, toejam-sniffing, anus-for-a-mouth, toad-like, trying-on-one's-
>patience, filthy, sheet-and-pointy-hat-wearing, evil, reprehensible,
>mucus-dripping, just-turn-them-insideout-for-a-few-more-days-smelly-
>underthings-wearing, no-neuron, sunken-chested, piss-poor, foul-
>mouthed, s***-sucking, rent-boy, sickeningly-ugly, clue-repulsing,
>"Make-Money-Fast"-spamming, bringing-a-pen-knife-of-an-intellect-to-a-
>nukefest-of-a-battle-of-wits, incapable-of-coming-to-terms-with-your-
>own-wretched-existence, white-trash, boorish, rat-like, living-proof-
>of-why-cousins-shouldn't-marry, can't-be-allowed-sharp-objects,
>socially-inept, classless, inexcusable, plaid-pants-wearing, zt00pId-
>laMer-Ta1k3inG, netscape-enhanced, offensive, hate-filled, god-
>damnedest, insulting, unredeemable, make-me-wish-I-had-a-big-hammer-to-
>beat-some-sense-into-you, fearlessly-posting-lies-with-a-stupid-
>handle, idiot that ever has ever obtained Usenet access.
>
> And I wish you would go away. Realistically, I don't think you have
>the intellectual wherewithal to make such a decision, i.e., a correct
>one. So you will stay here, spooging your petty hatreds and minor
>thoughts into the ether, annoying any and all, until one fine day when
>someone is gonna grab you by the ears and pull you on like a sock.
>
>P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
>cowardly, deadly, endacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
>belligerent, op****tunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
>fascistic, bigoted, racist, ***ist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
>brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame,
>self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
>libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,
>illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
>devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
>fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
>suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
>crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
>unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
>mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
>abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not At All Good.
All I've done is present facts. The fence tubing which was NOT
post material did the job fine. NSPs give a brighter wash than
MFLs from the experimenting I've done, and _can_ provide a
better wash overall as well as being better for specials. Martin
could hardly be any more lame in their lack of sup****t for the
Maxxyz, so if you think the lamest is okay then you're more in
favor of it than I am. Just facts. Try explaining how you think
those facts are "stupid".
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