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Re: Sarcastic Questions For Sappy News Coverage of Illegal Alien Anti-American Protests

by Maxwell Edison <ME@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sep 4, 2006 at 03:54 PM

In article <1157325311.073249.325200@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>,  
SarcasticInk.com at brilliant@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 says...
> Look forward to lots of Labor Day marches from illegal aliens who want
> your jobs, your benefits and your tax dollars.  

Cool, I'll go down and have some tamales.

> We can also look
> forward to a lot of reporters falling over themselves to slurp up the
> excrement these lawbreakers generate.

Hmm. What in your psyche would pull up that metaphor?
 
> Blood boiling mad over pro-illegal news coverage?

No.

>  Good.  Call and
> complain, send e-mails to suggest stories or cancel your subscription.

That'll do it. Hide from the news and complain.

> If we can get through to congress, maybe there is hope for your news
> outlets too.


There's always hope, I guess.

 
> Not sure what to say after you get done with your primal scream?  As a
> public service, SarcasticInk is happy to provide you with a few
> questions for your local news outlets:
> 
> 
> Sarcastic Questions For Sappy News Coverage of Illegal Alien Protests:
> 
> -- How much is this protest costing local government?  

Less than most Fourth of July Parades.

> How many arrests
> were there?  Were there any damages?  Will anyone be prosecuted?

Ask again tomorrow. The parade doesn't start until noon. Are you goons 
coming down to start trouble?

> -- When will you show the video of Americans being beaten and
> threatened by illegal alien protesters?

When you make one?

> -- If you roll your R's on Villaraigosa, why don't you roll them on
> O'Brian?

It's called language. Ever heard of it?

> -- Please explain exactly how deportation separates families. Won't
> their parents' countries allow the children in?  What kind of parent
> leaves their children behind? Why don't they take responsibility for
> their own children?

Who says they aren't?

> -- Would it be OK to fly Iranian flags?

Yep, this is still America.

> -- If you don't differentiate between legal and illegal immigrants you
> contribute to a backlash against all immigrants.

That's not a question.
 
> -- Would it be OK for Osama to come here and improve his life - and get
> free dialysis?

Last I heard he could afford his own dialysis. If found guilty and 
having served his sentence, it would be ok for Osama to "improve his 
life" here.

How do you know it would be an improvement?

> -- When is your next story about the legal immigration process?

Aren't they connected?

For example, do you know about the Quota System?

"There actually are two separate quota systems in place. The first 
quota system limits the number of people who can apply in each 
category, regardless of their country of birth. The second quota limits 
the number of people who can immigrate from any one country (this goes 
by the place you were born, not your nationality!). This per-country 
quota says that no country can send more than 7% of the total worldwide 
immigration (this translates to 25,620). Unfortunately, this system 
puts large countries at a disadvantage; the quota is the same for India 
and China with a billion people each as for Nauru, with approximately 
10,000 people.

"If many people from one country want to immigrate to the USA. the 
total number of immigrants may reach the per-country quota, and the 
number of people admitted in all immigration quotas will be reduced for 
this country."

In other words, Mexico maxes out at 25,620 allowable immigrants. And 
you wonder why they don't apply?

-- 
"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action."  -  Johann 
Goethe




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Re: Sarcastic Questions For Sappy News Coverage of Illegal Alien
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